Saturday, July 4, 2009

On the lighter side...



Results from last night’s awards show broadcast exclusively on pay-per-view:

Game token award (Honorable Mention):


Marshawn Lynch

Albert Haynesworth

Matt Jones


The Battlefield 1942 award for best violence in a completely unnecessary role (presented by PETA):


Michael Vick – UFL / Jamal’s Construction Co.



The Play Choice 10 award for individual achievement in multiple infractions and general embarrassment to the organization

(presented by McDonalds):


Brandon Marshall – Denver Broncos



The Hogan’s Alley award for firearm achievement

(presented by Glock):


Plaxico Burress - New Jersey Penal League



The Prison Tycoon award for Lifetime Team

Achievement

(Presented by EA Sports):

The Cincinnati Bengals

2 comments:

  1. Funny, but forgot the Preperation H award for Pain Removal which went to TO

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  2. Hey can you add me to the list of allowed authors so I can post league stuff here

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