To blatantly rip off Peter King, I thought I'd start a weekly... sometimes biweekly... occasionally monthly.... ok, whenever I get around to it column.
1. I think that, come November, we're going to start hearing buzz about how Brett Farve, after lots of soul searching and very little TV attention, has suddenly decided to consider playing again with the Vikings-- but only if their record is 7-3 or better.
2. I think that Roger Goddell will allow Michael Vick to play again.... if Vick promises to lie prostrate at his feet and spitshine his shoes with his tongue. (I'm not a fan of Vick, but come on- enough is enough....)
3. I think the decision to have the "ESPN Special NFL Under-Armour Player Aquisition Prime Time Special sponsored by Coors Light on the first night and Budwiser for the Rest" reaks of commercialization.
4. I think that Tony Romo splitting up with Jessica Simpson is a great thing for him- I've been thinking it's about time he tried on a redhead for size.
5. I think that, if you've not already committed to our Fantasy Football Draft Party, that you need to go ahead and sign up soon- good times will be had by all!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
On the lighter side...
Results from last night’s awards show broadcast exclusively on pay-per-view:
Game token award (Honorable Mention):
Marshawn Lynch
Albert Haynesworth
Matt Jones
The Battlefield 1942 award for best violence in a completely unnecessary role (presented by PETA):
Michael Vick – UFL / Jamal’s Construction Co.
The Play Choice 10 award for individual achievement in multiple infractions and general embarrassment to the organization
(presented by McDonalds):
Brandon Marshall –
The Hogan’s Alley award for firearm achievement
(presented by Glock):
Plaxico Burress - New Jersey Penal League
The Prison Tycoon award for Lifetime Team
Achievement
(Presented by EA Sports):
The Cincinnati
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