Monday, August 10, 2009
Observation:
If you ever get a chance to get bee-stung a couple times while operating a chain saw...go ahead and pass on that one.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Five Things I think I think...
To blatantly rip off Peter King, I thought I'd start a weekly... sometimes biweekly... occasionally monthly.... ok, whenever I get around to it column.
1. I think that, come November, we're going to start hearing buzz about how Brett Farve, after lots of soul searching and very little TV attention, has suddenly decided to consider playing again with the Vikings-- but only if their record is 7-3 or better.
2. I think that Roger Goddell will allow Michael Vick to play again.... if Vick promises to lie prostrate at his feet and spitshine his shoes with his tongue. (I'm not a fan of Vick, but come on- enough is enough....)
3. I think the decision to have the "ESPN Special NFL Under-Armour Player Aquisition Prime Time Special sponsored by Coors Light on the first night and Budwiser for the Rest" reaks of commercialization.
4. I think that Tony Romo splitting up with Jessica Simpson is a great thing for him- I've been thinking it's about time he tried on a redhead for size.
5. I think that, if you've not already committed to our Fantasy Football Draft Party, that you need to go ahead and sign up soon- good times will be had by all!
1. I think that, come November, we're going to start hearing buzz about how Brett Farve, after lots of soul searching and very little TV attention, has suddenly decided to consider playing again with the Vikings-- but only if their record is 7-3 or better.
2. I think that Roger Goddell will allow Michael Vick to play again.... if Vick promises to lie prostrate at his feet and spitshine his shoes with his tongue. (I'm not a fan of Vick, but come on- enough is enough....)
3. I think the decision to have the "ESPN Special NFL Under-Armour Player Aquisition Prime Time Special sponsored by Coors Light on the first night and Budwiser for the Rest" reaks of commercialization.
4. I think that Tony Romo splitting up with Jessica Simpson is a great thing for him- I've been thinking it's about time he tried on a redhead for size.
5. I think that, if you've not already committed to our Fantasy Football Draft Party, that you need to go ahead and sign up soon- good times will be had by all!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
On the lighter side...
Results from last night’s awards show broadcast exclusively on pay-per-view:
Game token award (Honorable Mention):
Marshawn Lynch
Albert Haynesworth
Matt Jones
The Battlefield 1942 award for best violence in a completely unnecessary role (presented by PETA):
Michael Vick – UFL / Jamal’s Construction Co.
The Play Choice 10 award for individual achievement in multiple infractions and general embarrassment to the organization
(presented by McDonalds):
Brandon Marshall –
The Hogan’s Alley award for firearm achievement
(presented by Glock):
Plaxico Burress - New Jersey Penal League
The Prison Tycoon award for Lifetime Team
Achievement
(Presented by EA Sports):
The Cincinnati
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Quick thoughts early in the morning
Greetings, all. Just thought I'd make a quick post to say "Hi" and that I think the blog thing is a great idea. Life is hectic here as you can imagine with a baby boy on the way soon. Sorry I wasn't able to make the draft party. Anyway, the only real football related thought on my brain at the moment is this: Arizona and Cincy need to talk! Seems they both have receivers that are unhappy and want out, so why not just swap Chad OchoINeedMoreAttentionO and Anquain Boldin and both people get out and both teams get good receivers (although I'll admit that Cincy would be getting the better end of that deal). I'm just saying, makes sense to me. Later...
Friday, May 15, 2009
Friday Night Randomness...
Where do I begin? Well, hello to all of you. Here's to a great FFL season that can't start soon enough. (By great season, I mean that each of your teams contracts some sort of 5 month Swine Flu variant and I win the Big Prize in a walk)
Is anyone shocked that Manny being Manny = Manny being stupid? I wasn't. While on the baseball tangent, a little bit about Roger "Lie to Me" Clemens. This guy's worse than Mr. Female Fertility drugs. He actually said on Mike & Mike that he couldn't have taken steroids because they are dangerous to people who have heart problems. He then cited his brother and his FATHER-IN-LAW (?!) as examples. Take a moment and let that sink in...
As for basketball, another in-between football seasons diversion, I have little to add except that it seems somewhat inevitable that Lebron gets his ring. At least he's a much better SNL host than Kobe Bryant. Anyone else think that Kobe throws game 7 to avoid a week in Denver? Just saying, it wasn't "Kobe doin' work" that got him in trouble there.
As for football, it's a long time between now and any type of real football.
It's too early to tell anything much about any team, except that the Broncos somehow got worse on defense. I can assert that with clarity. Now granted, the Raiders will probably post between 4 and 7 wins this year and get made fun of on ESPN'sBrett Farve NFL Live as much as anyone, but the bigger story will have to be the outstanding play of rookie RB Knowshon Moreno and the adjustment at some point of JJ Arrington and Correll Buckhalter to the linebacker position.
It's a dark time in Raiderland. This year's draft could have been different, but it wasn't. I keep checking... Anyway 7th overall pick DHB will probably play some on offense and 2nd Rd pick Mike Mitchell (from The Ohio University Bobcats - Intramural Flag Football honorable mention 2 yrs in a row) might see the field.
Enjoying the draft the most (probably) were the 49er faithful, all 7 of them, happy as can be that Michael Crabtree was given to them as a gift by the team on the other side of the bay.
Not as happy, the Iggles who in D. Jackson and J. Maclin boast two of the best special teamers ever to line up 1-2 at WR. Perhaps Andy Reid will contact Donte Hall about an opening at the slot position.
While I'm on the draft, I'm told the Cowboys stumbled in on day two and were able to get some solid people in place to sell popcorn at the new stadium.
The most exiting thing coming out of Bengals camp is that our long national nightmare is now over. Chad Whocarescinco will now officially have Ocho Cinco on the back of his jersey. It's going to be a long year in Cinci.
Finally, may I say that if I in any way might be able to financially support Mr. Urban Meyer's plane trip to South Bend, I am most willing and I can think of at least 11 SEC coaches who might join in this worthy cause. More of NCAA Fuseball next time.
Good night all.
Is anyone shocked that Manny being Manny = Manny being stupid? I wasn't. While on the baseball tangent, a little bit about Roger "Lie to Me" Clemens. This guy's worse than Mr. Female Fertility drugs. He actually said on Mike & Mike that he couldn't have taken steroids because they are dangerous to people who have heart problems. He then cited his brother and his FATHER-IN-LAW (?!) as examples. Take a moment and let that sink in...
As for basketball, another in-between football seasons diversion, I have little to add except that it seems somewhat inevitable that Lebron gets his ring. At least he's a much better SNL host than Kobe Bryant. Anyone else think that Kobe throws game 7 to avoid a week in Denver? Just saying, it wasn't "Kobe doin' work" that got him in trouble there.
As for football, it's a long time between now and any type of real football.
It's too early to tell anything much about any team, except that the Broncos somehow got worse on defense. I can assert that with clarity. Now granted, the Raiders will probably post between 4 and 7 wins this year and get made fun of on ESPN's
It's a dark time in Raiderland. This year's draft could have been different, but it wasn't. I keep checking... Anyway 7th overall pick DHB will probably play some on offense and 2nd Rd pick Mike Mitchell (from The Ohio University Bobcats - Intramural Flag Football honorable mention 2 yrs in a row) might see the field.
Enjoying the draft the most (probably) were the 49er faithful, all 7 of them, happy as can be that Michael Crabtree was given to them as a gift by the team on the other side of the bay.
Not as happy, the Iggles who in D. Jackson and J. Maclin boast two of the best special teamers ever to line up 1-2 at WR. Perhaps Andy Reid will contact Donte Hall about an opening at the slot position.
While I'm on the draft, I'm told the Cowboys stumbled in on day two and were able to get some solid people in place to sell popcorn at the new stadium.
The most exiting thing coming out of Bengals camp is that our long national nightmare is now over. Chad Whocarescinco will now officially have Ocho Cinco on the back of his jersey. It's going to be a long year in Cinci.
Finally, may I say that if I in any way might be able to financially support Mr. Urban Meyer's plane trip to South Bend, I am most willing and I can think of at least 11 SEC coaches who might join in this worthy cause. More of NCAA Fuseball next time.
Good night all.
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