Sunday, September 13, 2009

5 Fantasy Things I Think I Think...

1. For this week, anyway, anyone making fun of Stacy for drafting Drew Brees has to step back...

2. AP is the man... enough said.

3. Is this really the year that Santonio Holmes can overcome the Curse?

4. Speaking of which, now that Palomalau's down, Fitzgerald owners are holding their breath... the Madden Curse- oh, it's true....

5. At least Brett Farve has the self-awareness to poke fun at himself-- everyone see the new Sears commercial?

And a bonus that just came to me...

6. As long as Jake Delhomme is the QB of the Panthers, I made a huge mistake drafting Steve Smith....

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Over/Under

Ok, so I've not been to the league board since the Steelers-Titans began,... so, for a little fun...

1) How many moves will Ric make in Week 1?

and, for a tiebreaker,

2) How many will he have made by the end of tonight's game?

Friday, August 28, 2009

So Danny...defend your 'Boys

I know my owner lost it a long time ago, but...

How do you guys in the big D explain spending a BILLION dollars building a football stadium that isn't suitable for playing football?

I think having a big screen TV 4920 times the size of a 52" is impressive, but seriously, 90 feet above the field? C'mon man.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Vick signs with Eagles...

...31 other cities give huge sigh of relief.

Film at 11

Monday, August 10, 2009

Observation:

If you ever get a chance to get bee-stung a couple times while operating a chain saw...go ahead and pass on that one.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Five Things I think I think...

To blatantly rip off Peter King, I thought I'd start a weekly... sometimes biweekly... occasionally monthly.... ok, whenever I get around to it column.

1. I think that, come November, we're going to start hearing buzz about how Brett Farve, after lots of soul searching and very little TV attention, has suddenly decided to consider playing again with the Vikings-- but only if their record is 7-3 or better.

2. I think that Roger Goddell will allow Michael Vick to play again.... if Vick promises to lie prostrate at his feet and spitshine his shoes with his tongue. (I'm not a fan of Vick, but come on- enough is enough....)

3. I think the decision to have the "ESPN Special NFL Under-Armour Player Aquisition Prime Time Special sponsored by Coors Light on the first night and Budwiser for the Rest" reaks of commercialization.

4. I think that Tony Romo splitting up with Jessica Simpson is a great thing for him- I've been thinking it's about time he tried on a redhead for size.

5. I think that, if you've not already committed to our Fantasy Football Draft Party, that you need to go ahead and sign up soon- good times will be had by all!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

On the lighter side...



Results from last night’s awards show broadcast exclusively on pay-per-view:

Game token award (Honorable Mention):


Marshawn Lynch

Albert Haynesworth

Matt Jones


The Battlefield 1942 award for best violence in a completely unnecessary role (presented by PETA):


Michael Vick – UFL / Jamal’s Construction Co.



The Play Choice 10 award for individual achievement in multiple infractions and general embarrassment to the organization

(presented by McDonalds):


Brandon Marshall – Denver Broncos



The Hogan’s Alley award for firearm achievement

(presented by Glock):


Plaxico Burress - New Jersey Penal League



The Prison Tycoon award for Lifetime Team

Achievement

(Presented by EA Sports):

The Cincinnati Bengals